My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
thus making me awesome and them whores
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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