have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
ok first of all what the fuck
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