I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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