So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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