i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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