Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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