Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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I am naked and annoyed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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