Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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