you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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