yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.