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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway

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• (619): View more from California

  I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (281): View more from Texas

  okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

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• (530): View more from California

  Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.

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  also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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