She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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