I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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