he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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