Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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