Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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