Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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