she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
This baby is an asshole
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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