I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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