I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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