I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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