More tranny stories later!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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