He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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