I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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