I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hope mine doesn't look like that
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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