he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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