Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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