i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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