No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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