I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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