First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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