some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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