I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
only if we run a train.
done.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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