I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He has the fingertips of a God
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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