Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
