Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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