Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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