Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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