Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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