I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
