Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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