You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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