his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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