she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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