I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
it glows. i had to have it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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