no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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