Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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