just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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