Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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