She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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