Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
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he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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