Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
