I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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