Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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