You surviving the open bar?
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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